Your host: Elmer the Embalmer

It is unclear how long old Elmer has been working at the Horseshoe Mortuary and Cafė, but we know that he very much enjoys his job. Elmer is a fan of short walks in graveyards, creaky doors, and mausoleum tours. A kind-hearted ghoul by nature, Elmer is also fond of black cats, nearly all horror (from literary classics to 80s video store schlock), and Mallo Cups.

He can be found convening the membership of the Semi-Gelatinous Literary Society on the occasion of a full moon, blood moon, or ritual sacrifice.

There was a time when Elmer could manage the demands of a bustling funerary business on his own, but the ravages of time escape no one. And so, Elmer has the assistance of his stalwart companion, Bjorn.